musiclyf3:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

Is there a murderer in your house because I don’t see any other way this could be relevant right now…

(via boulevardofobamasdreams)

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via boulevardofobamasdreams)

vanillish:

Enough about yahoo lets talk about me

(Source: nic-naks, via boulevardofobamasdreams)

graceebooks:

men at large think they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

(via boulevardofobamasdreams)

have you ever just cried because you’re you

(Source: awkwardvagina, via livingwithadeathwish)